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happy holidays

A phrase made by stupid people trying to be politicly correct, which drives a further gap between races, and religions, classes, etc.
"Happy Holidays" banners in stores should be changed, into a different banner for every holiday. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Hanukka!" "Joyus Kwanzaa!" "Have a Rockin' Ramadon!", and whatever else I may be forgetting
by Fantastic Dan December 28, 2005
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happy hour

Time when you go to the bar and drinks are half off. Time when most cheap people get fucked up.
Also see crunk
i was so messed up after happy hour i went out went down on the guy with the manboobs!
by honest October 14, 2003
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Happy Fireman

A Happy Fireman is a a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.
Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?
Girl 2: Dont ask. My boyfriend was a Happy Fireman last night.
by EmilyAnne716 May 23, 2008
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Happy Jack

Getting rid of all the tobacco in a cigarette, and replacing it with weed.
I don't have any J papers, wanna Happy Jack it?
by Smacked Man May 30, 2008
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happy cup

Located near the bus loop at glen, happy cup is one of the best places to hang x. It sells bubble tea and blended ice drinks as well as pancakes. (it is an asian shop)

(happy cup can be located at locations other then glen)
person.1: where do u want to meet?
person.2: happy cup! xD
by random.tb December 14, 2008
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not a happy bunny

My friend caught AIDS from a prostitute. He was not a happy bunny
by Jimmy Bob James November 2, 2008
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happy pants

When a man has an erection in his pants and it is fairly noticable
Billy woke up with happy pants!
by Celli3 May 5, 2006
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