Apocalyptic Goon

When you realise the world is ending (or you are about to get inevitably murdered) so, naturally, you whip out your dick/pussy and stroke like never before, until all fades out but freak. You're gooning like there's no tomorrow, because (at least for you) there isn't any. It may also be used to disgust/confuse/arouse your killer, marginally prolonging your life.

Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.

by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025

Moon Gooning

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise

Yeah me and my buds went moon gooning last night, it was a transformative experience

by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023

Goons

Goons. The act of screwing up a face full of wrinkles.

That old women did a goons and scaring people away

by VileGay September 21, 2023

Quadchin Goons

Old Pensioner with 4 chins and a muffin top

That old Quadchin Goons can use her chins as a scarf

by VileGay September 23, 2023

Flicker Goon

Flicker Gooning is an extremely difficult variation of gooning where a gooner brings themselves to "point of no return" before letting go of their penis with and holding back the ensuing explosion by flexing the same muscle that allows you to make your penis "jump." It is extremely hard to keep a consistent contraction in this muscle, so a "flickering" technique of repeatedly stimulating the muscle is often employed.

" You're 8 hour goon sesh doesn't impress me. I can flicker goon for 7 seconds!"

by AtomicW1nter May 25, 2024

gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.

"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

Goon Trigger

An intentionally arousing image, video, or sound that provokes the thought or impulse to goon.

You: "Yo bro, did you see that thumbnail of the half naked girl on Youtube?"
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."

by dointricksonit April 1, 2025