Big German Bagel

To put a bagel around your penis and have a woman eat it off.

Adam thinks big german bagels are delicious.

by GODSMACK May 19, 2014

The German neutralizer

During any form of sex you taze yourself at the moment of climax

I tried the German neutralizer last night

by Christian nosack October 9, 2014

the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.

"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"

by BonnoP February 2, 2016

Hot German Salad

Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.

Zeb enjoyed the hot german salad from Saturday night, but paid for it the next morning.

by Barndoor August 11, 2016

muscley german

when your hair looks like the helmet of reinheart from overwatch

you look like a muscley german

by omgyouweeb124 January 20, 2017

little german fairy

A gay, drunk, German midget blowing some guy through a glory hole

The little German fairy had fun last night.

by Little English man November 15, 2017

Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally

Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019