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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020
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Fucked up

The life of a redittor
Redditor 1: Hey , I watched a ton of porn on Reddit today and canceled a twitter user.
Redditor 2: Sick bro, I just watched 2 girls 1 cup, and it's cool. It's good were fucked up
by Amateur-Clipper December 11, 2021
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Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
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shut the fuck up

i stg if you don’t shut the fuck up i’m gonna eat your mom out
by oliviaharlyichelleshipe January 16, 2022
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Slim the fuck up

What Someone is about to do.
“ I’ve been all heavy weights no cardio to ramp up. Going to start cardio next week”

“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up
by Trouty August 27, 2021
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shut the up fuck

a meme that originated from discord a few months ago, it consists of a camera rotating around a car as a sort of flex, usually the car is a sedan, or an SUV, although many gifs have other cars and even cars in video games. The meme includes a caption that bluntly states "Shut the fuck up", but in a misspelled manner.
p1 · hey guys have you heard of the new genshin impact character
p2 · shut the up fuck nobody cares

the gif below is what p1 should be doing, because nobody gives a shit about genshin anymore
by balls man 1564 October 17, 2021
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Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise
by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021
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