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food at home

the most annoying phrase a mother can say
"mom! can we please go to McDonalds?"
"no sweetie, we have food at home"
by 🚁 May 18, 2020
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Food Prude

Someone who thinks their eating habits are superior because they eat nothing but organic and/or vegan.
Joe and Nikki won't join us for dinner because everything isn't organice. They are such food prudes!
by GMan76 September 17, 2012
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Food Prude

Someone who is completely unwilling to experiment with or eat unusual and unique types of food.
M: OMG, you should totally try these sweetbreads. They are incredible!

N: Um, I've never had them before - what are they?

M: Delicious fried animal parts, like pancreas and thymus gland!

N: That is gross! No way, I will never try your sweetbreads.

M: Whatever. You, my dear, are SUCH a food prude.
by Em Ellen January 14, 2012
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antisocial food

food which have "antisocial" properties such as: garlic and onion.
Any food which will lead to stinking breath smell.
After a person have an antisocial meal he or she can not socialize and should keep his distance from other people (at least 1.5 meter). Because otherwise close range conversations are very unpleasant.
He tried to hit on me after he had ate antisocial food! I could smell his breath mile away.

- I had to listen to my boss' new plans for 20 minutes, it was torture!
-Why?
- He had ate antisocial food.
by FREE Spirit forever January 12, 2010
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Food Fetus

The bloated look and feel of a stomach after consuming a large or filling meal.
Dude, those stuffed clams totally gave me a food fetus. I guess I'll be giving birth to a huge food baby tomorrow!
by alexayb February 19, 2011
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Food Tumor

Large bulge under a man's shirt resembling pregnancy. Like a pot belly but usually associated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.
" Ya know, Jason would be a real catch if he'd just loose the food tumor."

"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."
by udrtkr1 March 25, 2010
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astronaut food

When you're puke drunk and making out with someone then you vomit uncontrollably into their mouth.
Guy 1: What happened with that chick you took into your room? She ran out fast. Guy 2: I gave her astronaut food.
by herpderpdorpderp July 28, 2011
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