Sackle Football

A sport with the same rules as to two-hand touch football, except players use their own nut sacks to tackle opposing players, rather than using their hands. In order for a "sackle" to count, the "sackler" must touch the opposing player with full nut sack. This is most commonly done by jumping and wrapping one's legs around the opponent in order to pull the individual closer to one's sack.

"Hey, for Brosgiving we're all playing sackle football on the green!" - Chad

by J.Erickson December 30, 2019

Rich food

Hyperpalatable food; especially food that’s greasy, fatty, or sugary

“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”

by IbreathAir February 5, 2021

Disabled Football clan

Disabled Football clan discord server

Disabled Football clan is a Discord server with 1k members

by unkown shush ok bruh October 10, 2021

Shit Foot Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.

Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”

Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”

by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021

Hellhole Foods

A place to buy groceries that promise to add to your quality of life, but do the opposite by removing the quantity of your bank account.

Ugh, I just spent all my rent money at Hellhole Foods on these 3 bags of organic fruits and veggies and some bespoke salt.

by Luxmatic February 12, 2022

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

fast food

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.

I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.

by Kate October 13, 2003