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Flat

I am very thicc unlike Noor who is very very very very VEEERY flat
by God_real tho July 3, 2019
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flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.
Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.
by bored321 January 3, 2017
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Flat earther

Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police
by Nonweeb November 11, 2024
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The Beast of Yucca Flats

A flop black and white movie of the 1960's, made by Coleman Francis, where there was little dialogue. There was a lot of narrator dialogue than the regular in movie character dialogue. The narrator kept rambling nonsensical things repeatedly like "flag on the moon", "how did it get there?", When there was very little with those dialogues to do anything with the movie. The antagonist which was a man gone brain-dead from a nuclear explosion, made sounds of a beast that sounded so fake like "AAAAAAA!!!!".

The movie was satirized in the show Mystery Science Theater 3000.
"I heard that when the The Beast of Yucca Flats was released, a film critic called the movie as one the worst movies ever made. "
by MST3K I like January 29, 2020
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Flat fucks

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.
Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.
by Roberto the great March 2, 2024
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michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017
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FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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