Killer Fish

Killer Fish from San Diego! I don't know what I am but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish.

Hello, I'll be you're killer fish for the evening.

by expand.dong September 24, 2021

Fish Squish

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.

Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.

by Road-Runner May 21, 2017

mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.

Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.

by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012

Like Fishing

Posting a Facebook status solely for the reason of obtaining as many likes as possible.

Ninety-Nine percent of non-celebrity statuses are the result of like fishing.

Facebook User's status: "Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside too."

Dude: "Damn, Facebook User got 57 likes. That's an obvious use of like fishing."

by Sonial January 13, 2012

Infinity Fish

A collossal gold fish said to be so immense in size that not even the mighty Lime Cat or the glorious Clock Spider can devour it. It is said in the last chapter of the Book of Infinity, "And lo: Our heralds Lime Cat and Clock Spider, after defeating the Enternal Ferret, turn their attention toward Infinity Fish; who (when woken),will challenge the mighty Gods and eat whole the universe when Tempus Infinitus arrives." (Latin for Infinite time) Infinity Fish will mark the end of the world, because he shall kill Lime Cat and Clock Spider. Beware and be ready for Tempus Infinitus.
-Apostle of Infinity

Do not challenge the might of Infinity Fish, for he is the destroyer of worlds.

by The Apostle of Infinity April 3, 2009

Fish Finder

A different take on gaydar, where the person, normally a lady, is able to spot all the lesbians in the immediate vicinity.

Linda's fish finder was on fire last night-she found all five rug munchers at the party and took two of them home!

by Redfoot79 June 24, 2010

craigslist fishing

creating a fake craigslist personals post asking to meet someone at a bar. the person responding to the post is required to wear an article of clothing designated by the poster to distinguish themselves. once at the bar, do a shot for every person who walks in wearing said article of clothing and aimlessly looking to hook up with their phantom partner.

I went craigslist fishing this weekend. It was extremely creepy, but I got really fucking drunk.

by Crazy8ss December 31, 2009