filet mignon

Treating yourself to a session of masturbation with a condom on, this way you barely have to clean up.

Once a week john treats himself to a filet mignon

by Nuchibuchi September 4, 2006

Finleyish

A person, usually a teacher, who constalty bitches about every fuckin little thing. They becmoe irritated by anything consciveable. These people can also be refered to as PMSing bitches.

That Finleyish bitch of a teacher is constatly bitchin about me not having my homework; what a bitch.

by Wasnt_me September 10, 2004

cream filled donut

You jerk off into your belly button and a chick takes the shot of jizz out with her tongue, much like licking the cream out of a donut

Dude, that bitch loves the cream filled donuts

by the_truth May 7, 2014

X-File

It a term for downloading porn off the internet.

John been downloading x-files from Kazaa.

by dietcoke December 12, 2004

filesh

To give a tour or serve. The act of touring (schools, work, etc...)

Hello my name is chuck and i will be fileshing you today.

That woman just got fileshed

by alkdsj;poijdsaf;a June 16, 2008

finless brown trout

small brown swimmers usually seen swimming in a circle and then straight down. See also: brown trout

I just aet some wicked good chilli. Now I have to go release some finless brown trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

Fipe

To fart while you wipe.

I fiped yesterday, it made me chuckle.

by RollaCoasta June 2, 2010