bum fights

When you pay two bums to fight each other to the death. The winning bum gets the deads bum's money

You: Hey, i'll pay you 20 bucks each to fight to the death
Bum 1: ok
Bum 2: sounds fair
-The fights starts-
-Bum 2 wins-
You: ok heres 40 bucks
Bum 2: cool

by bigBalla June 25, 2005

Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

by wl11lam March 26, 2010

Pork Sword fighter

One who uses his heat-seeking-moisture-missle to fend off an intruding mutton dagger.

Holy Crap, Did you see those faggots playing PORK SWORD FIGHTER?

by Big Aaron Kyle October 21, 2003

duck fight

an impromptu fight between two crack dealers

Johnny was selling crack in the back alley that Jack usually sold from. A verbal argument over the territory soon led to a duck fight.

by descanso November 30, 2010

Poo Fighting

To argue in circles, usually leading to frustation and/or rage.

Greg- "hey mate, how's shit"
Steve- "Bogus, me and the misses are poo fighting again"
Greg- "me too, poo fighting really sux"

by Stevwoodius Bogan March 31, 2009

Play fighting

A form of flirting

Ryan and Jessica were play fighting in class today, they definitely like each other.

by ygcvhu March 2, 2017

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...

dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,

he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.

by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013