February 23rd

A person born on February 23 is most likely attracted to shrek

Evelina: hey, it’s February 23rd, my birthday!

Friend: Yeah I know, you better do shrek good today.

by Evelinaxshrek69 November 15, 2019

February 7

people who are born on this date are super super awesome cool and extremely poggers. they're the greatest thing ever and want to be there for you no matter what you're feeling, sad or happy, mad or scared. even if they are going through a lot themselves, they will always make time for you because they love you that much, and want you to be the best person you can be. they'll probably make fun of u a lot tho

"hi... when's ur birthday..."
"February 7"
"woaeh.,.,?!?!? fienger touche.."

by anonymous December 10, 2020

February 2

hug ur crush dayy

y/n :hey c/n *hugs*
c/n: BRO WHY DID U HUG ME

y/n: it is February 2
c/n: OH SHART

by midzvnaq February 1, 2021

February 32

if you are born on this day you don't exist and are a piece of absolute shit

somebody: omg your born on February 32
me:

by john wilksbooth October 8, 2020

February 10

non-canon national day but it’s a really important day when you ask someone to sit on your face before Valentine’s Day but when the person denied, get their IP address

Person 1: hey it’s February 10

Can you sit on my face?

Person 2: ew no lol
Person 1: -get their IP address-

by Spoon_Sploon December 12, 2021

February 15th

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them day. Tell your crush about your feelings and maybe they will like you back. It also the day after valentimes day so love is in the air

Jack: hey i really like that girl over there

Jill: well then go tell her, its is February 15th after all...

by Fhkyidgjd February 14, 2020

February 23

When annoying lazy children were born. This persons name usually starts with an A and is a girl. This girl normally has 2-3 siblings that’s she doesn’t like. This girl is not a good person to be friends with and she is whinny all the time.

Person: When’s your birthday?
A: February 23!
Person: Uhm never mind I don’t like you bye😒

by Casmoandwanda2315 January 3, 2022