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Facebook Birthday

It's your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. Even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.
1. Today was my birthday and I got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who I've only spoken to once.

2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?
by 00Hes February 6, 2010
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Facebook Poet

A member of Facebook who posts content similar to the following:

1. Song lyrics. (esp. Bob Dylan, Phish ect...)

2. The one liner. Example: member name is loud and ready to party.

3. Any non-sense text that is not original. Example, google quotes - copy - paste - FAIL. Hearts. Smiley face. Anything with no real meaning.

A Facebook poet could also be regarded as an attention whore.
Examples of a Facebook poet:

John Smith is ready to PAR TAY

John Smith "Leigh found out she was ready to roam
47 days and the coal came home Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near" ~ Phish

John Smith <3
by SWaulkeer January 25, 2010
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Facebook Cycle

Going on Facebook and every thing you do leads to something else. In the end you're on Facebook for 4 hours and all you've done is comment a few pictures and like a few statuses.
I was supposed to start homework 4 hours ago but I was on the Facebook cycle.
by Nenster January 17, 2011
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Facebook Moaner

Someone who uses facebook status updates to forever moan about other people. Such a person is for some reason angry with the world, and feels the need to complain about people to facebook.
Chris, stop being a facebook moaner, get a life and stop watching everyone else's.
by woonie December 23, 2010
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facebook squirrel

a face book squirrel is someone who posts annoying or lame comments on all your posts. At your bird feeder, you only want the pretty color full birds to come, like on face book you only want the funny and clever.
I had to delete that post because it got ruined by a bunch of facebook squirrels
by hawksly May 1, 2010
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Facebook Loud

adj. to be loud only on facebook, while quiet in real life. Similar to keyboard warrior
"Wait, I know her."
"Nah, she's only facebook loud."
by KiraLunar April 30, 2010
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Facebook Envy

The feeling you get when you come across an old friend on Facebook and realize that their life turned out way better and is more interesting than yours.
Joe: "My wife left me for another woman and my kid should be out on parole next summer. That, and I almost got my mullet grown to the perfect length. So what have you been up to?"

Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to Monaco after selling my shares in MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."

Joe: "Fucker"

Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"
by brawler_mtl September 7, 2007
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