Ethan

absolute gay boy

No-one:

Ethan: insert your dick into my arse

Ethan by iamaslag February 11, 2019

Ethan

Fat slave

Ethan is a fat slave

Ethan by BotoyBotoy February 12, 2019

Ethan

absolute liberal whos main attack is Coochie Sock! will eat your ass if you are mean to him. he also has a scary attack called Mean Glare. this attack he put you in a coma while he rapes you

that ethan is scary!!!!!!!!

Ethan by Mr. Steal Your Roblox February 14, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a chill dude

Ethan: Hey guy, how’s it goin?
Me: Cums in pants

Ethan by hunter the punter February 14, 2019

Ethan

He always makes you feel so special, like nothing else matters and you don't have to worry about anything. Holding his hand is the most amazing feeling in the world. Getting a hug from him makes you feel so safe and you never want him to let go. He has the biggest schlong and will make you scream in pleasure Waking up to his text in the morning makes the day a good one no matter what happens. His hair is amazing and you could stare into his eyes all day. His strength inside and out comforts you and you can tell him anything. He is perfect in your eyes and you'll never want him to change. He is the most amazing thing that will ever happen to you.

Lindsey has a huge crush on Ethan, he’s too good for her.

Ethan by Babybombshell February 18, 2019

Ethan

definition of a cool kid

The Ethan was being a cool kid

Ethan by 100100100100100 February 18, 2019

Ethan

If you know an Ethan you know how truly caring he is. He’s kind and charismatic but in the best way possible. He can beat down on himself sometimes however. Even though we all love and care for him. He’s stubborn to the point that it’ll drive you crazy if you have a short temper. Words to describe an Ethan: caring, sweet, smart, artistic, kind, mindful, patient, and loving. He’s a huge nerd but in the cutest way possible. He’ll always comfort you when you need it. Everyone needs a Ethan in their lives.

Person A: Wow I’ve heard Ethan is amazing. Do you know him?

Person B: Of course I do. Who doesn’t? He’s the nicest and cutest guy ever.

Person A:*thinks* welp

Ethan by Vi...crumbly kookie February 18, 2019