Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize August 13, 2008

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 10, 2021

black eggs

A Black man's balls.

Kiesha gave LeRoy a good blowjob which included sucking on his big Black Eggs.

by Stains and Smears March 10, 2018

rotten eggs

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma September 02, 2014

egg salad

Slang for 'excellent'

"I did what you asked, sir."

"Egg salad!"

by j-reddd April 02, 2008

Boong Egg

A defecation, (poo) or an actual egg laid by an aboriginal, (boong).

My ass is red raw after laying a massive boong egg.

Did you do do a boong egg because that fucking stinks!

Can I eat your scrambled Boong Egg, I'm starving!

by Dr Neil September 04, 2008

egg-ware

any trial/shareware version of software that with either a keygen or a crack or any other way can become the full version, usually illegally.

hey doug i just got the egg-ware version of photoshop

by dabigpig May 21, 2004