Poach an Egg

The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.

She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her

by CubRico November 12, 2016

Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.

The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass

by The aubergine man September 15, 2020

egg eater

A male/female human who inserts his/her tongue deep into another females vagina during foreplay reaching into the uterus.

I am an egg eater because of my long tongue.

My boyfriend is an egg eater.

by Skidz395 March 3, 2014

Fish-Egg

A ship between an egg and a fish

Omg Fish-egg are so cute

by M69 memes February 28, 2017

egg salad

Slang for 'excellent'

"I did what you asked, sir."

"Egg salad!"

by j-reddd April 2, 2008

Boong Egg

A defecation, (poo) or an actual egg laid by an aboriginal, (boong).

My ass is red raw after laying a massive boong egg.

Did you do do a boong egg because that fucking stinks!

Can I eat your scrambled Boong Egg, I'm starving!

by Dr Neil October 18, 2008

egg-ware

any trial/shareware version of software that with either a keygen or a crack or any other way can become the full version, usually illegally.

hey doug i just got the egg-ware version of photoshop

by dabigpig May 21, 2004