Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.

Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"

by QueefyBat July 04, 2013

Theatre Dump

When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.

Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.

Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 06, 2019

life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation

Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.

by sidewalkchalk March 08, 2013

Drive By Dumping

The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.

Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.

by seant708 August 12, 2019

dump plucker

Posh colloquial term for binmen. Also slang for a Mancunian (someone hailing from the town of Manchester, UK).

"Hold your nose Tarquin, I've just spotted the dump pluckers down the street"

by spuncle January 14, 2022

Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.

Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)

by bebopinator December 23, 2011

tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop May 12, 2011