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You’re such a dream!
Dream by nonfunnymonkey March 12, 2021

Dream SMP 

An enderman with memory issues, an anarchist pig, a ghost who once fucked a fish, a green blob, a colorblind bottom, a totem of undying, multiple brocken children⛓🖤😭💀, a guy who died and then said no❤ and came back to life, a furry, and a few normal people all run around trying to do SOMETHING and somehow always end up making millions of people cry and have trauma😀
"Wow! Who knew that fucking a Samsung fridge will give you a baby that will eventually destroy his own town??"
"Haha yea the Dream SMP really is something huh.."
"What's the Dream SMP?😀"
Dream SMP by Peregrine Red April 25, 2021

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

Dream SMP 

The Dream SMP, an uncontrollable world full of men, women, a pig and one really loud child who spend their days committing war crimes and repeatedly murdering each other
:: Wow I didn't know you could declare war on a peaceful country, murder all their residents and kill all their animals
:: Only on the Dream SMP

dream seller 

1 drug dealer

2 Brandon Novak's nick name, given to him by Bam Margera.

3 A moive coming out some time in 2006. Directed by Bam Margera, its the life story of Brandon Novak.
Ricky: dude i cant wait to see dream seller.
Elliot: i hope its as good as Haggard.
dream seller by Rickybob28 March 5, 2006

WET DREAM CATCHER 

A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)
"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
WET DREAM CATCHER by Jana617 May 23, 2008