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The Jelly Donut

When you nut in a girl and then proceed to punch her in the stomach as hard as you can until the nut oozes out of her like a jelly donut.
My girl wasn't acting straight so I gave her the jelly donut.
by SugarTube September 17, 2018
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Donut Blown

To have rough anal sex resulting in prolapsed colon or "blown donut". Can be used as an insult or threat.
Damn man, did you see that anal scene in the last "anal princess" movie? that bitch got her donut blown for sure! Fuck around and getcha donut popped bitch!
by assman1234 August 8, 2008
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Glazed Donut

It's when a guy ejaculates in a circurlar motion (like a donut) in a girls hair while they are asleep. Once they wake up, the "glazing" will be hard.
After having sex with my girlfriend, I decided to give her a Glazed Donut for a sweet morning treat.
by xTERMINATORx November 19, 2010
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Newfie Donut

Combining the words:
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.

A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.
His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.
by Will December 8, 2004
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hotdog + donut

hotdog is a penis cuz it's loooong 8======>
donut is a vagina cuz there is a hole in the middle (o)
-male (hotdog) and female (donut) private parts
Man1: I love to fuck donuts....
Woman1: I love to fuck hotdogs 8=======>
Lesbian Woman1: I love to fuck hotdog + donut :)
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
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skeet donuts

the most luscious donut concieved by man! usually a filled donut with the creamy filling skeeted right in... kinky!
hey essay let me tell smthin to chu eh? yo down for some skeet donuts today essay!?
by unit... aka j-unit December 6, 2006
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cheese donuts

Premature defication of half digested food that occurs during anal intercourse.
"She didn't use an enema and now I have cheese donuts all over my scrotum."
by Spiff_Mellif September 20, 2018
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