doorknob

A word shouted when an elder has been angered. Causing them to throw a doorknob at one's head. Also a replacment for "head's up" "look out" or "duck"

Class of noisy kids: *blah blah blah boys and ponies and hair and myspace.com blah blah*
Angered teacher:*throws doorknob*
student:DOORKNOB!!
*everyone ducks*

by OurGorship April 5, 2008

Dork

No longer the definition for whale penis. It is now Anthony Hunter.

Anthony is such a DORK!

by seung li October 18, 2008

Dork

1. A whale penis.

2. A person who bothers or annoys other people.

1. That dork looks hungry :D
2. Fuck, I wish that dork would just leave me alone.

by HeyCutie(: April 1, 2010

dork

someone who doesn't know what they're doing in life and attempts to use star wars references in every day life.

teacher: what's the answer to my question?

student 1: (waves hand) this is not the student you are looking for...

student 2: man what a dork

by mofo12678 July 27, 2011

dork

People who are sitting at their computer doing a paper that is due tomorrow at 4pm...paper

My roommate is the biggest dork...but one of the loyalist of friends and i'm gonna miss her next semester!

by LJP December 28, 2005

dork

porking a woman, inserting penis into vagina, having relations

elmer likes to dork his momma

by lukefairs April 3, 2008

dork factor

someone who's appeal lies in their dorkiness.

"His dork factor is off the hook!"

by KathyD September 15, 2006