dangleberry

A little nugget of terd (sometimes known as a poo-chunk) that gets stuck to a mans arse hair.

"Oi, who left a dangleberry on the shitter?!!"

by PetePole February 27, 2003

Lieutenant Dangle

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)

Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again

by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005

dangle sesh

A commitment by multiple hockey players to continuously "dangle" each other in a relatively small area such as the neutral zone, or simply a garage.

DISCLAIMER: do not attempt a dangle sesh without parental supervision...

"Me and "The Wizard" had a dangle sesh at center ice yesterday, I basically turned his jock inside out with my toe-drag."

"Yeah that stick time was lame, so we just broke out into a dangle sesh right in the middle of the scrimmage."

"Yeah Sweden vs. Russia game was just a dangle sesh, nobody even played the body."

by Pdubb December 20, 2007

cherry dangle

The act of delicately dangling ones balls so that they swing within millimeters of a girls lips, whilst she lays on her back after an orgasm.

dude: "last night was cool, i spidermanned my bitch and finished with a cherry dangle".
Bitch: "shit, i wanted his balls in my mouth, but all i got was a cherry dangle"

by infobizzle August 19, 2008

dinglefriend

Someone whom you do not particularly like, but with whom you hang around because he or she is a friend of a friend.

A: If you don't like Pete, why do you spend time with him?
B: He's my dinglefriend, what can I say?

by Ollie the Dog January 23, 2004

give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

by Monk286 May 28, 2009

dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

by Joatamon December 28, 2005