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Sneaker depression

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.
I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.
by K.O. February 19, 2021
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Depression Present

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023
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suffocatingly depressed

so fuqn depressed can’t catch my breathe
Suffocatingly depressed i feel like i’m drowning
by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018
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internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.
A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011
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Depression Speedrun

The act of watching A24's The VVitch, The Lighthouse, Hereditary, and Midsommar. Can have movies added and re-arranged to make harder.
"Hey is Jade okay"
"It's hard to say, she just did the Depression Speedrun"
by rigbygender January 30, 2022
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Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.
Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.
by truthsbetoldboii May 18, 2018
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Depression Orgy

When a group of people go to the restroom for the sole purpose of crying together (sometimes unintentionally)
Did you hear? There was a major depression Orgy in the girl's restroom earlier?
by depressoexpresso12 October 2, 2020
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