Seance-Cry Sesh

An unusual tradition where friends gather together in a poorly lit pantry with candles to cry and conduct a seance together. The presence of crying often serves to replace the Ouija board.

She had to get rid of her pantry after that intense seance-cry sesh.

by Banana Blues April 15, 2019

cry baby

you

you are a cry baby

by jazzy2026 March 4, 2019

cry baby

you

you are a cry baby

by jazzy2026 March 4, 2019

cry key

say it really fast! now you are Australian

Oh cry key how did we get all the way down under!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream”

You: “I’m a cry pie”

by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019

Cry baby

Loni Pickelberg

That is totally like Loni, she’s the definition of cry baby

by Lonipickelberg March 13, 2019

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019