cripling

its when a guy is crippling

gay boy : hi im gay
me: thats cripling

by borkissupercool January 7, 2017

crimpulated

The thing is fucked. Don't work etc

That cunts crimpulated. Useless fucking thing is crimpulated

by Fuck me handsone February 26, 2017

Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

Crimp

A safe space to stay in for a short time. Usually empty buildings or cars.

Ex: "I needed to crimp at my girlfriend's house because my mom and her boyfriend are too loud and I need to study for finals."
Ex: "If you ever need a place to crimp, I got your back."

by Spookyfishman May 24, 2017

Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

crimpo

A crusted individual. A bit flakey.

*in Australian accent* "golly, he was a real crimpo..!"

by MrsSpriggs July 27, 2017

Crip

A gang dominently on the West Coast, are mostly in hiding after breaking a Queen of Hearts heart, unfaulty due to the same ol' shit. Unfortunately, with music strictly underground have lost much news source. Crips sprung from Sneaks Forest, blue is where it's at, all heart and more play makes for a blue day, couldn't ask for a better Bay. Often, unfair discrimination can be seen in rules such as no gun silencers, and the naming and hating on cat callers. Crips call bloods pigs and send tissue and cards in regards, since slobs are a fan of squares. They at times, can't sleep due to anger caused by so you eat people, sups? Crips are also known for the best dance in the world, but that's not their job, and cannot due the dance correctly if their heart is negatively afflicted.

Lolo: What's craccin' , cuddie?

Steve: Crip be at blue, boo loot the trill.

by booziebobeep August 26, 2017