Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.

"mate platty cooks is telling me aliens in UFOs built sham castle"

by Jando22 March 18, 2025

choppy chops

A groupchat that talks about chopping either boys or girls

i told u i wanted to chop him in the choppy chops groupchat

by jxy_nations67 January 19, 2026

Small Chops

1. A Nigerian snack made of pastries and small cutlets of varying meats

2. Someone with a petite and slender frame

I would love some small chops for a snack

Look at those small chops over there, I wouldn't mind a bite

by Dr Tard August 9, 2025

Coño chops

First used by 2 immature English lads in Tenerife circa 1997.

Used as a humorous greeting and always said with a Spanish accent. Can be interspersed with random Spanish words such as Champiñones or Fritas when spoken to by a native and no idea what to reply.

Translates at Cunt Chops or Fanny Face.

Hola coño chops.

Eeeeeehhhhhh coño chops.

Uno cerveza coño chops.

by Jon no H January 3, 2026

Hawaii Clops

A Hawaiian tradition, where a woman eats the stinky smegma out of an uncircumsized penis. she then puts her mouth over the mans asshole, and swallows every bit of shit the man can produce, she then regurgitates the shit back into the mans mouth where they make out, and belch once more.

me and my boyfriend did Hawaii Clops last night, we got fucked up.

by vetoveto1 January 15, 2026

hooks and cooks

optimum heat.

A hot, enclosed oven, in which the duck hangs from hooks and cooks by radiant heat, is ideal.

by hooks and cooks guy September 16, 2010

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013