A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off
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Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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condomating

having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.
Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.
by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011
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Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)
(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018
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condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
by BourbonWerber April 28, 2016
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windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017
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Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big
Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right
by Bootymaster696969696969 August 08, 2019
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