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A gadget made out of wires, and copper, for stalking and hunting people.

A horrible mistake and should be banished
''Hey! He's Watching Porn On his multiple Computer's!''
by Cock-Ball-Torture January 14, 2021
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computer

something i want to punch after a day of online school
im sick and tired of quarantine. not even my computer can take it, its starting to run slow
by johny fucking depp April 5, 2021
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computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine
look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far
by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021
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24/7 on computer

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher
Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.
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Fuckass Computer

Jorgamund: Woah Dude, what a fuckass computer

Dilo: Yea lets burn it
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when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath
user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021
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