computer

a smart person, opposite of brick

Wow! Jacob is not a computer!

by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.

His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

Computer Virus

See "Microsoft Windows"

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!

by x135 November 19, 2023

Computer

The device you are currently using.

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.

by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023

Bi-Computal

The ability for a person to use both a MAC and PC functionally.

Joe is bi-computal, he built out a Visio and then translated it to Graffle.

by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021