just 'cause

(or: just 'cuz) When the police pull you over, search you, arrest you, etc. with out having any just cause they have just 'cause.

"Man they had no reason to pull me over."

"Nah they had just 'cause"

by pdizz128 March 3, 2008

plato's closet

A store that sells high priced fashion for cheap prices. They have everything from Old Navy to Abercrombie and Fitch. And if you need quick drug or gas money you can bring them your nice expensive clothes and they'll buy them from you for cheap and sell them to people like me for 4 or 5 more dollars than they just bought it from you.

Damn son I'm out of gas money, let me sell your Reeboks to Plato's Closet for 3 dollars.

by Angela from Chicopee April 14, 2005

Closet Asshole

One who comes off to most as kind but is actually an asshole.
Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet.
Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating.
Pretty much antagonists or rebels.

ex 1: someone that leaves you to fend for yourself when the weird chick you find gross asks you out.
"My besfriend is such a Closet Asshole!"

ex 2: someone that when you say not to touch your stuff they poke it.

by SexyA7XFreak July 8, 2011

throwing a sausage up a close

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"

by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003

trapped in the closet

R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.

Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.

by KVENNE September 15, 2006

bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.

"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."

by TooSick4U March 13, 2009

Closet Avatard

A person, unlike the avatard, who is obsessed with Avatar: The Last Airbender, but his or her friends don't know it. He/She usually is NOT into anime, therefore liking an animated show is unusual in his/her circle of friends, leading to small amounts of shame regarding his/her fandom. He/she will come up with lame/not lame excuses or lies to be home friday nights to watch Avatar, buy the DVD's but keep them hidden, and other such traits. Closet Avatards sometime come out of the closet if one of their friends turns out to like it aswell.

There's nothing wrong with liking A:TLA, but since it's animated, my friends will think it's dumb!

I'm a closet avatard. I don't want people to think I'm an anime obsessed person when I'm just into one, NOT anime animated show!

by Azara October 2, 2007