Clam Jammer 

Noun; Slang for a female condom.

"I wouldn't have gotten pregnant had I used a clam jammer!"

Clam Jammer by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Clam Stomper

A guy who doesn't respect the needs of a woman's clam, i.e. vagina. He wonders around like a whining emo wondering if he should light himself on fire or go jack off. These problems could easily be solved if he would just be nice to the clam instead of stomping it.

"Samuel is a total clam stomper, a taco nazi, and a butt head. Claire would rather make fun with a roadie than let him near her clam anyway."

Clam Stomper by H Dittimier April 21, 2006

Clam Digger 

A young man/woman who searches for partnership with an older woman.

"I can't believe Jerry hit on your mom. He's such a clam digger."

Clam Digger by Gina Rabbit December 10, 2013

clam bake 

a lously musical performance full of sour or mispitched notes.

Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?

Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.

clam bake by brass vulture February 8, 2010

clam chouder 

Clam chouder rhymes with hot shower, which rhymes with white power, therefore this word is already cool. This substance can be often confused with jizz. Do not be fooled, jizz is another word for raspberry lemonade. Although, you may use clam chouder as a substitute only in an emergency when the women won't cum inside a black person.

I love clam chouder on Sundays! It's the best time to eat it because the weather is always warm and the jews are all dead.

clam chouder by Jennoza July 10, 2010

clam bake 

To fishbow a car in Rockport MA.

Dude, lets go to to gordons then go up the line to glouchester and clam bake my car.

clam bake by JDids0000 March 6, 2009

Clam Bake 

when a guy offers a chick some of his weed and smokes up with her with the intention of getting her high and lowering her inhibitions so he can score with her after.

when a chick that loves to smoke weed, but never has any of her own, comes on to guys with weed and usually has sex with them so they'll share their smoke with her. similar to a coke whore, except with weed.

I saw Cindy smokin' up with Josh last night at the party.

Yeah I heard he nailed her in the backseat of his car right after the clam bake.

Clam Bake by Robert Richards October 14, 2007