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It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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church

the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had

despite what you saw on instagram
i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.
The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.
by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023
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Church of Razor

Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.
— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.
by ivy malala March 28, 2022
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The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people
I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory
by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023
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City of Churches

Very old fashioned name for Brooklyn, NY, referring to the many church steeples that dominated the mostly low rise skyline of Brooklyn when compared to the taller skyscrapers of Manhattan
Brooklyn was known as the city of churches
by mmrw December 18, 2022
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God Church

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul
by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019
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