Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

The Church Of Elvis

The Church Of Elvis The King and The Second Sway

A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians.

Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.

"Who the hell is that spamming all over Facebook?"
--------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"

by mindtheorangesmarlon February 6, 2010

church made

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.

Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made

by Twitch420 March 30, 2011

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

Church for the Wicked

Any group or assembly that claims to be righteous, peaceful, and open-minded when in fact they are immoral, spiteful, manipulative, and controlling. In the case of an actual church refers to a ministry of people who despite their claims do not actually uphold the philosophies of Christianity or any other religion.

However, in most cases it is used only as a metaphor and may be used to describe anyone.

The high school cheerleading squad is just another Church for the Wicked.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.

C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.

by god warrior baby November 3, 2010

Church tabernacle

its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people

do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped

by justin von wolfgang January 17, 2008