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Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023
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cocaine Christian

A former party animal turned born again Christian who annoys the hell out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery.
That got used to do so much blow he couldn't even lick a postage stamp. Now he's a total cocaine Christian!
by thharvey December 14, 2015
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Christian Lam

Christian G. Lam was born in 1270 and was a diplomat in Great Britain
Christian Lam was unfortunately looked down on and multiple of his classmates took stones and ate him right then and there.
Dude shut up, no one wants to be a Christian Lam
by Mrs. Summers October 24, 2019
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Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.
The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.
by Mebegebo October 22, 2012
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Hans Christian

Hans Christian, or more known as H-C is the funniest guy on the planet. He is very loving and would be the best boyfriend ever, but unfortionatly, he's just recovered from a broken heart. But he's on the hunt again looking for new meat. He is probably the whitest person you will ever meet, and he's always THAT Danish guy. If you meet him, you will see what he's like and agree with me. H-C is soon turning 15 and I know that beacuse there's apparently only one H-C in the world because this is one of the only descriptions of him. Some people call him fish, but I think he looks more like a stalion.
Don't ever argue with him, he is for Dalstrøget and his gang will come for you:)
OMG it's Hans Christian, can I get an autograph???
by Zlanton January 29, 2020
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Fishy Christians

Person with linear, metal, fish insignia/logo on the back of their car.
"Look Mom, there goes more Fishy Christians with that fish sign on the back of their car!!"
by I M Right May 21, 2008
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christian fatato

This is a boy that is a small youtuber he likes to hang out with his friends but doesnt hang out with bryan gorritz anymore becouse he hangs out with keely murphy
by BOIBOIBOIBOIA April 12, 2018
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