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crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather
I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.
by crashedchipper March 11, 2021
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Beating of gums and chipping of teeth

A popular 1940's term for a rumor spreading about. Common synonym to Scuttlebutt
There was much beating of gums and chipping of teeth over the air raid last week among the troops.
by Spunk Idiot September 1, 2021
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Binley Mega chippey

A terrorist organisation. The owners have been accused of eating grass and sniffing ass. They all sell great fish and chips but dress like carrots.
I just joined binley Mega chippey
by Paracetamol 8000 June 27, 2022
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Binley Mega chippey

Terrorist organisation
I just joined binley Mega chippey
by Paracetamol 8000 June 27, 2022
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Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.
"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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