Chav

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An overly spray tanned smoker who wears the heaviest fake eyelashes and lip fillers. Can usually be find in athleisure that is too small and a full face of makeup. They lurk around fast food joints and use their long acrylic nails to attract male counterparts to impregnate them.
Why is that girl orange? Oh never mind, it’s a chav.
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A typically poor English teen guy
Oi look at those chavs over there
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Chav

Can be used to replace the words idiot and retard in a sentence.
Bloke 1: “why are you angry?”
Bloke 2: “some chav cut me up on the motorway this morning”
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A Chav is a girl who wears lots of makeup to make them self feel pretty when they are so ugly my dead goldfish looks better buried. They born and made from Peckham in the back isle of Poundland. They chew gun like camels on a day out. They are so loud my noise cancelling room and headphones cant block there voices out. They also dont know that 2+2-2 is. They think algebra is a type of food. They are so big headed like Megamind.

PS. Chavs are a combination of Makeup and half educated humans.
Look at her she is a chav.
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