off the chain

What happens when you're riding your bike and you shift gears too fast or incorrectly. (The "chain" comes off the spokes)

Person A: Yo man, don't be ridin' all fast and shiftin' gears like woah, yo' bike is off the chain!
Person B: Word?

by kwirk July 29, 2008

Off the Chain

1. When you're riding your bike down a hill at such speeds that when you peddle it seems as though your chain has fallen off.

me," That hill was off the chain logan!" Logan," Yea man, I was in top gear, and still couldn't peddle faster."

by FructoseDaddy June 15, 2011

pussy on the chain wax

Doing something so impressive that you awe all females in the vicinity so much that they all go get their pussy waxed in order to be presentable for you.

Man 1: Yo, I won that fight with a single punch, like BOP!

Man 2: Oh yeah?

Man 1: Yeah, son, you should have seen them bitch's faces! Maaaaan, I put the pussy on the chain wax!!!

Man 2: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!

by lavenderloins March 28, 2016

chain check

When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.

Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.

by Haley April 5, 2007

gangsta chain

When a female finishes a guy in her mouth and spits it on his chest and shoulders in the shape of a necklace or gangsta chain.

I thought that bitch was gonna swallow but she gangsta chained me instead.

GANGSTA chain that thug vs. superman that ho.

by quel quel September 26, 2008

Benny on a chain

A gay on a chain. like a dog on a leash, but gayer, and chainier.

From a great playground joke.
"Are you a Benny on a Chain?"
the typical response is "No"
"haha Benny on the loose!!"

by JoeyK October 3, 2006

P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho

Slang term for the popular chain of Asian fusion cuisine.

I went to visit my parents in the suburbs last weekend and the only decent restaurant was P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho. I had the lettuce wraps and dan dan noodles with a spicy pomegranate sauce.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein August 15, 2008