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Carrot

1. Carrot - a long, orange vegetable that is rich in vitamin K and vitamin C as well as potassium. Carrot juice is also often used to dye foods, such as orange cheese.
2. An offensive thing to call someone with under 1000 followers on social media.
1. "I went to the doctor's and found out I was low in vitamin K, I'm now on a carrot diet."
2. "That fucking carrot kept using 'XD' after every sentence!"
by dank weedness October 18, 2016
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carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.
awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.
by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020
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Carrot Road

Stadium of Norwich Shitty Football Club
I ordered some tickets to go see norwich shitty play at carrot road, the match is in 6 days *Shows 6 fingers in one hand*
by CcDragz April 5, 2024
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history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange
I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot
by Fost Ape September 13, 2017
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Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies
“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”
by Teddyravish December 1, 2020
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