Cannon

A Large, Long, and Heavy Piece of Artillery
Mainly used on Warfare

The history of cannon spans several hundred years from the 12th century to modern times. The cannon first appeared in China sometime during the 12th and 13th centuries. It likely developed in parallel or as an evolution of an earlier gunpowder weapon called the fire lance.

Comrade 69: Load The Cannonball!
Comrade PuffMaster: Loading the Ammunition!
Comrade PuffMaster: Lock and Loaded!
Comrade 69: Fire!!!

by JJWasTaken October 7, 2020

Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.

Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.

by JimVT October 14, 2010

Cannon Dukie

When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.

“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”

by HyperGod February 7, 2021

Cannon

Cannon is a sweet boy at home, but kind of crazy in public. Cannon is not mature at all but he’s growing. He is super stupid but at the same time way too smart. Cannons are attractive but brushes it off. The way he walks is kind of silly and it vaguely reminds me of a troll. But he’s a really sweet friend.

Friend: Bro, why is Cannon’s ringtone his little brother screaming?!
Friend 2: Idk he changes it every week

by Lavinia Higgs January 30, 2024

Gannon Cannon

A Gannon cannon is the act of eating Doritos while jerking off, then fingering your girlfriends asshole with the hand you ate the Doritos with

Bro, the Gannon cannon is such a w move it got me all the alc

by Yursuzz February 16, 2025

creatine cannon

When you take creatine before your workout and have uncontrollable diarrhea

Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing

by SGTMurph94 May 13, 2021

Tristan Cannon

A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3

Tristan Cannon: an amazing person

by Shehdbdb November 20, 2021