Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

reference car

A car that could be used as an example of being ill conceived, poorly engineered, horribly modified or pitifully maintained. Often the manufacturer spent much more time and money trying making it look good, rather than making it reliable, and loaded it down with worthless convenience and luxury features so that people of low self esteem would buy it to try and impress their clueless neighbors and friends.

Hey man!I looked up piece of shit and there was a picture of your Cadillac! You have a reference car!

by gandalfrar April 3, 2008

car bee

a bee that hangs around your car from the heat and heaps of dead bugs plastered throughout the car.

I hate fighting off these car bees for these delicious heeps of squished and crusty bugs

by hover September 15, 2006

car dancer

a person who create there own pimp choreography and peforms it all while sitting down and driving in the car.

Last night, on the freeway, I was getting so into the music you would almost think i was a pro car dancer.

by monkeyball12312 January 18, 2009

stanky car

A method of suicide involving carbon monoxide poisoning

Dude I’m done I’m gonna commit stanky car

by Grab my pp nooba July 31, 2018

car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.

Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.

by R-Dave September 23, 2020

car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.

In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!

by ladeebug June 23, 2007