Double Clutch

The act of re-wiping your ass a few hours after taking a shit.

I gotta go double clutch after dropping that yam this morning.

by Sean Ss November 23, 2019

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

Nut clutch

Slang for A women's vagina.

This random girl i met last night let me hit the nut clutch

by Kasketman December 18, 2020

Caucasian Clutter

Poor Republicans who vote against their best interests to fit in with rich white Republicans.

Al & Peg have Trump signs all in their yard but they live in section 8 housing & I saw Al trying to buy beer on EBT at the store the other day they're complete Caucasian Clutter.

by Joshiehua3 December 31, 2020

Oral clutching

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.

Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”

by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021