British skilly wag

When an British nigger tries to fit in with all the the British whites but he knows he's not as good as them.

You know that British skilly wag mark thinks he's actually white.

by Ooga booga black nigga balls May 4, 2021

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

british

Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic

Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british

by reallyneedsalife May 13, 2021

British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back

Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

by anonymous May 14, 2021

British America

What dumb Americans call The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, you're from British America!"

British Person: "smh you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

british ten

A person who is considered a 10/10 in attractiveness in the UK, but who would be considered a 6 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many great examples can be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island".

"Did you see the girl Josh got with last night?"
"Yeah, a proper british ten she was"
"innit"

by ShortForDick August 22, 2024