Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.
by kajoe November 12, 2006
The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.
by shawnDtheman98 May 28, 2015
The process of an erection due to being aroused by machine gun fire, explosions, jet engines and large amounts of blood and gore.
As I was massacring my opponents in COD I earned a chopper gunner and the sound of the chain and the propeller meshing together fueled my raging war boner
Dude I noticed in the middle of Apocalypse Now you had a total war boner!
Dude I noticed in the middle of Apocalypse Now you had a total war boner!
by Valley's Own April 06, 2011
1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.
2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'
3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'
3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"
"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
by jessorlando November 10, 2011
An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
by Marc Quenneville May 05, 2009
Dude, I was just tryna snuggle wit my girl but I freakin had a cuddle boner, and now I have navy balls.
by Ljefeboriqua November 14, 2010