Diet Blonde 

enough of a blonde for you to love her (ditzy and clumsy wise) but enough of a stubborn, hard-headed, bitch to tell you what shes thinking

"Katie... look at that girl over there and look at how shes acting!"
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."

Diet Blonde by dietblondeBITCH March 5, 2009

Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEEEEEAAAAAH! 

You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...

I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!

Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!

Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!

Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEEEEEAAAAAH! by Deputy Ryans February 16, 2004

blonde mafia 

Three blonde 16-year-old girls.
Formed in approximately 2001, over the summer, at Camp Hemlock Overlook.
Best friends, forever, who always back each other up.

" Those girls must be in the blonde mafia, we better seperate them."

blonde mafia by Julz/Emi January 9, 2005

blondetastic 

a random word you use in place of another word that means silly or funny

no way! that is totally blondetastic

blondetastic by emmylee7 June 7, 2009

blonde mustachio 

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

blonde mustachio by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011

Blonde Mop 

1.A girl with blonde hair that is braggy
2. A dumb blonde headed girl

1. Man Hailey is such a blonde mop!
2. Omg girl stop being a blonde mop!

Blonde Mop by IzzyTheBakedPatatoPrincess September 8, 2016

Blonde 

Super smart and nice unlike redheads.

Did you see that blonde?
Yeah she’s the smartest person I know.

Blonde by Cooliobulio December 17, 2018