blind mans cane

What you get on a typical Saturday night.
White rod with a red tip.
Having sex with a chick on her rag.

I’m going to the bar to get a blind mans cane tonight.

by Mr. Phisterbottoms August 24, 2021

Blind Sausage Whiff

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.

Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.

by Dodd0 May 24, 2023

Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

blind British fuck

both people put on blind folds and you fill your partners ass-holes with tea and you try and dunk a biscuit in the persons asshole and eat it

" I heard Kisha and becky tried the blind British fuck last night" "what slags"

by 2jul0 July 19, 2021

blind mans wank

Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.

Warning: Can cause blindness!

Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Blind Tea Bag

When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)

Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"

by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009