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Luster Blind 

Being unable to identify shiny colors, thinks silver is gray, gold is yellow.
Dave said the car was gray when it really was silver, he admits to being "luster blind."
Luster Blind by Confused1959 March 4, 2014
Related Words

fashion-blind 

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.
Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind
fashion-blind by Luick July 18, 2016

boob blind 

Being so in love with large boobs you've lost realization with just how big Karges boobs already are
Amber, being your friend may have cause me to be boob blind but I think your 36DDD could be just a little bit bigger
boob blind by The boob lover December 29, 2016

wiener blind 

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.
Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

A blind tool bag 

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag
A blind tool bag by Kam1098 June 5, 2017

Booty blind 

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small
Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.
Booty blind by chirpy bird April 18, 2018