Beaver Sharp

The term: Beaver Sharp is used to denote someone who instinctively knows how to get a woman into bed on the first date - A man who always scores with women and is a romancer, a dancer, a cunning player, whatever it takes.

man A: Man you aint that good looking but you always pull, how
come?
man B: well I guess thats coz I must be beaver sharp

by backdoortrojan May 6, 2008

Beaver Pleaser

The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.

You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).

by Ham Burger Eddy May 15, 2010

Beaver Spit

(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation

oh shit my Beaver Spit is all over him!!!

by sexual diviat on the move June 8, 2009

beaver bum

when someone's arsehole is covered in pubic hair

Ellie: lets have anal sex
John: I can't, I'l get lost in your beaver bum

by cara leon January 24, 2011

beaver bucket

Old VW Rabbit convertibles popular with college co-eds back in the day. The rollbar over the top is the bucket handle, the car is the bucket, and the chicks inside are the beaver.

Sandy and her girlfriends pulled up to the beach party in their beaver bucket.

by Yukon Kizmiaz October 4, 2008

Beaver-dam

A threesome consisting of one man between two women.

The male equivalent of a finger trap

Last night I was Beaver-Dammed by Kayla and Stacy: it was amazing.

by easygoinperson January 5, 2017

beaver card

accepting sex as payment for services rendered

"Oh Mr Plumber i don't have enough money to pay for the servicing my pipes... Do you accept beaver card?

by dsutto87 November 17, 2010