said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better
Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.
by nunya biznus June 12, 2006

The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.
You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).
by Ham Burger Eddy May 15, 2010

(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
by sexual diviat on the move June 8, 2009

by easygoinperson January 5, 2017

Old VW Rabbit convertibles popular with college co-eds back in the day. The rollbar over the top is the bucket handle, the car is the bucket, and the chicks inside are the beaver.
by Yukon Kizmiaz October 4, 2008

by cara leon January 24, 2011

by jacquizz in your pants August 23, 2011
