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beaver jerky

said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better
Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.
by nunya biznus June 12, 2006
mugGet the beaver jerkymug.

Beaver Pleaser

The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.
You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).
by Ham Burger Eddy May 15, 2010
mugGet the Beaver Pleasermug.

Beaver Spit

(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation
oh shit my Beaver Spit is all over him!!!
mugGet the Beaver Spitmug.

Beaver-dam

A threesome consisting of one man between two women.

The male equivalent of a finger trap
Last night I was Beaver-Dammed by Kayla and Stacy: it was amazing.
by easygoinperson January 5, 2017
mugGet the Beaver-dammug.

beaver bucket

Old VW Rabbit convertibles popular with college co-eds back in the day. The rollbar over the top is the bucket handle, the car is the bucket, and the chicks inside are the beaver.
Sandy and her girlfriends pulled up to the beach party in their beaver bucket.
by Yukon Kizmiaz October 4, 2008
mugGet the beaver bucketmug.

beaver bum

when someone's arsehole is covered in pubic hair
Ellie: lets have anal sex
John: I can't, I'l get lost in your beaver bum
by cara leon January 24, 2011
mugGet the beaver bummug.

Beaver steam

That girl's underwear is dripping with beaver steam.
by jacquizz in your pants August 23, 2011
mugGet the Beaver steammug.

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