Bell Man

Bell Man is a person at a Hotel, that Greets a Guest With Courtesy and Sophistication. Entering into a Social contract with the Guest to assist him with Bags in Exchange for a Tip. These men are needed at the Hotels, to help the Rich feel Superior and give them a Person to talk Down To. But the Bell Man Doesnt Care, as their 100 Dollar Tip, goes into there Bank and builds there net worth. So in most Cases, the Bell Man Always Wins, as the Guest BankRupts on Craps and Roulette. And then His Wife Files For Divorce when they Return Home because he lost there Kids College Tuition. Then at Check out the Bell Man goes to the Room, with a Smile Takes there Bag back to their Car Gives them a Smile as his Wife Calls Him a Loser. Then the Bell Man says thank you for Staying with Us Come Back Soon. That's the Definition of a Bell Man

Guest: Hey Bell Man Get My Bags out of my Trunk!
Bell Man: Ok Sir! I will get it out of your Trunk. How long will be Staying?
Guest: Why do you Care Boy? if you get my Bags up in Ten Minutes i will tip you 100 bucks.
Bell Man: I will get it up Right Away. Thank you For Staying with Us See You Soon

by Igotwords123 September 06, 2020

Less of a Man

The feeling of being an inferior male. Usually trying to hold back tears or hiding their depression as a male person.

Bro, who said you’re less of a man? You need help?

by nervous_wreak3 February 24, 2021

man it up

to make something that seems too girly more manly

james blunt has to man it up when he sings his love ballads by throwing in some swear words

by GabiM. May 05, 2007

slope man

The one true all power full god we all shall bow to his might his opposite is verticals line they are evil all hail slope man

“Give slope man your soul please”

by Cult of SlopeMan January 21, 2020

man spray

Another term for semen, cum, jizz, or guy goo.

Byron shot his warm creamy load of man spray into Rebecca's rectal cavity while screaming "get ready for my sweetness!"

That señor faggoto just got covered in man spray!

by Taft September 29, 2011

Souper Man

A can of Campbell's Chunky Soup with a red cape.

With great soup, comes great responsibility -souper man.
(actually me doing a voice over for souper man)

by natalie sthoup August 05, 2010

Lithuania-Man

An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.

Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.

by Lisandro Martinez November 04, 2022