Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In

Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!

by Farvtron September 5, 2023

boo boo baptism

When two ghost love each other very much. One ghost shits all over the other ghost face and body cleansing is soul of impurities and replacing it with love.

Tokey: "Hey Bitch, its my birthday next week. I hope youre ready for your Boo Boo Baptism"
Richard:"Yes daddy Tokey thank you for this delicious opportunity"

by FuckYouRichardLickMyBalls August 2, 2019

Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.

While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.

by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020

12 Gauge Baptism

When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.

“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."

"that's fucked, man."

by Thiccimus Prime January 25, 2023

St John the Baptist School

A school in Yonkers with a bunch of little white fags who think they’re the shit and a bunch of girls who smoke weed and get railed at 12.

St John the Baptist school - fart noises

by stupidunfunnyusername March 10, 2023

St. John the Baptist

A school full of white kids. The teachers are terrible and can’t say anyone’s name right. The school doesn’t have much money so they have a ton of useless fundraisers. It is a bad school here all the kids are depressed.

St. John the Baptist is the worst school.

by Hejdjfjr riock April 24, 2019

Baptist

Baptist is a denomination of Christianity (sometimes called Protestant) that rejects infant Baptism. They practice Believer's Baptism through immersion. A Believer is someone who has accepted and believes that Jesus Christ is their personal savior who died to atone for their sins. Baptists believe in The Trinity. The Trinity means there is one God made up of 3 different beings who are the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Pentecostal: Why don't you dance in church?

Baptist: Because I'm a Baptist.

Methodist: My preacher's gay. We believe that gay people can be preachers too.

Baptist: Your preacher will go to Hell is he doesn't repent of his sin and accept Christ.

Guy: What bible do you read?

Baptist: KJV

by Crytek June 14, 2011