One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

sandbox bandit

A noun: 1) A shady adult loitering around a playground or a known children's park. 2) An adult acting or looking like a child molester near children.

Girl 1: Who's that creep hangin by the swing set? Girl 2: He looks like a sandbox bandit to me... Girl 1: KIDS IT'S TIME TO GO!!!

by TRob August 1, 2012

Oxygen bandit

When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world

“Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking”

by Lollldbi May 29, 2022

splash some bandits

Splashing bandits
Verb
a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road

Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits

Jill: dont end up in the grave

by s(he) s(hits) (her)self November 27, 2023

bandit camp

According to Reby

there are only so many bandit camp you can read

by Stark0407 October 4, 2019

Bandit

A black and white cat who has gained a little weight but will love you. Constantly meows.

Did you see bandit recently? He’s put on some pounds…

by Roz11 January 19, 2024

Coochie bandits

A group of boys with big ass dicks that fuck bitches and party

On me the coochie bandits done stole my bitch

by Fellow coochie bandit September 3, 2019