A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. by skid catcher July 3, 2024
Get the eth banditmug. Bango bandit.
Synonym for a homosexual person.
Often used as either a slur or inside joke within friends.
Not to be used at a pride rally or choose death.
Synonym for a homosexual person.
Often used as either a slur or inside joke within friends.
Not to be used at a pride rally or choose death.
"Hey its the bango bandit"(slur)
"Your such a bango bandit"(used as insult as a joke for being a wimp)
"Your such a bango bandit"(used as insult as a joke for being a wimp)
by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024
Get the bango banditmug. A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
Get the Relationship banditmug. by Steve3678 May 28, 2023
Get the Clit banditmug. by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016
Get the Sour Cream Banditmug. originating in paper mario:color splash, he randomly appears on level select and will suck the colors out of a random level. if you reach where he wants to go (that place can be identified by a card) you start a battle with him.
by random mario/shy gal addict January 4, 2021
Get the shy banditmug.