Chicken, often of the tender or nugget variety, in a plastic bag for enjoyment on the go. Or to prevent the grease from getting on your clothes.
Brad> Ugh, I'm starving. I wish I had a convenient snack composed primarily of the white meat of some domestic foul.
Steve> Don't worry, I brought some bag chicken.
Brad> Well Skipidy-mother-fucking do! :D
Steve> Don't worry, I brought some bag chicken.
Brad> Well Skipidy-mother-fucking do! :D
by Liquidinfirmity February 25, 2011

A visual description of what it looks like when you stare at a girl's ass who is running that had one too many bacon double cheeseburgers.
"Hey, did you see the girl with the jacked up face on the treadmill?" - said Sam
"Yeah, talk about catz'n a bag!" - replied Richard
"You're an idiot - cried Sam
"Yeah, talk about catz'n a bag!" - replied Richard
"You're an idiot - cried Sam
by Richard Wad February 25, 2009

A Valley-girl expression; a form of Dumb-Shit.
Someone who is completely and utterly oblivious to their stupidity and have to be called a Dumbshet in order to realize the fact.
Someone who is completely and utterly oblivious to their stupidity and have to be called a Dumbshet in order to realize the fact.
"Let's go to CHANNEL to see if the new silver beaded clutches are in stock!"
"It's pronounced SHA-NELL, you shet-bag.. Duh?"
"It's pronounced SHA-NELL, you shet-bag.. Duh?"
by Jakeypook June 8, 2009

Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.
*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a
by Big Black Jack 77 June 9, 2023

A person with contemptible snacking behavior, usually a couch potato. Used as a derogatory insult much like you would use "douche bag".
by ElleSeeAre June 5, 2017

Get Out of Dodge Bag...
A bag, kit, or vest that a person carries on or near their person, in the event of a natural disaster, civil uprising, war, or any other event that dictates you leave the area ASAP. These bags typically contain survival gear, food, water, weapons, etc.
A bag, kit, or vest that a person carries on or near their person, in the event of a natural disaster, civil uprising, war, or any other event that dictates you leave the area ASAP. These bags typically contain survival gear, food, water, weapons, etc.
by SD... September 28, 2011

Attempting to lock down cocaine through begging, because you don't yet have it (or have enough). Either to purchase or mooch.
Yo I wanna do some yoda but I don't feel like bag-begging my friends anymore. Guess I'll get a Four Loko instead.
by top pimp July 30, 2010
