The epiphany of a cold hot chocolate with mouldy milk.
The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.
The year sevens are more racist than hitler,
And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.
The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”
If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.
Do you need the toilet. No you dont
Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.
You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases
The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure
And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.
The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.
The year sevens are more racist than hitler,
And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.
The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”
If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.
Do you need the toilet. No you dont
Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.
You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases
The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure
And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.
Oh what school do you go again
The one with all the rapists in northampton
Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.
The one with all the rapists in northampton
Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.
by Womanizer349 December 1, 2021
Get the Weston favell academy mug.A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.
Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”
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Person 1: Have you read the latest update to Sword of Arcadia?
Person 2: Oh no what did Micheal do?
Person 1: Start a massive war between all of the greatest powers of the continent.
Person 2: Fair enough
Person 2: Oh no what did Micheal do?
Person 1: Start a massive war between all of the greatest powers of the continent.
Person 2: Fair enough
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Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.
Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.
Person 1: "You still go to St Ivo Academy ?"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"
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Johnny: What is the Riverside STEM Academy all about?
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!
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